The Curious Incident Of The
Much-Belated Blog Entry
That Ultimately Had
No Point
I could entirely be wrong on this, but I think the bank near the mall could use a little handiwork done on its main door. There's nothing wrong with the handles, or the glass, or even the speed at which it swings open and closed. However, methinks the door doth protest too much as it moves.
You know those old toys shaped like round metal cans, and when you flipped them over they made a mechanical "
moo!" sound? Imagine this tin toy being creamed mid-
Moo! by a 350-pound linebacker and you'll have a pretty good idea of the sound this door made as it swung closed.
In the meanwhile, I'm working on a pitch for a new
Harry Potter-based sitcom: Harry Loves Voldie!
[Cue Harry skipping into the kitchen, a heart-shaped letter in his hands!]
Harry: ^-^ "Heya, Voldie!"
Voldemort: [wearing a pink frilly apron as be prepares dinner] "Hi, Harry."
Harry: ""This just came in the mail for you."
Voldemort: "A valentine? Wow, I've never gotten any of those before."
[Voldemorts opens the valentine.]
Voldemort: "'Dear Voldie, you're ugly and you smell like turnips.' HAAAAARRRRRYYY!!!!"
Labels: Harry Loves Voldie, yet another pointless blog you've gotten me into
posted by Phillip at 8:30 AM
